Well, fuck knows what this site is about, at the moment i dont even know, but as all things do, it will progress and grow, much like a small cucumber.

Rubbing cats is a past time that we would all love to endevour in, but sadly, there just inst enough cats to be rubbed.

Dolby has eaten 76 babies.

03/03/04 What better way to spend your afternoon than to go out and buy 3 samuri swords..... i cant think of one.

Imagrating from a small town in the suburbs of peru, wenslydale, the super powered squirel is making the forest of the world a safe places once again, threatening all purportrators with a swift anal related death.

Mmmmmm, donkeys.

One thing that i feel i must say is that everyone out there seems to be deppresed all the time, and they all say "my lifes so bad, you dont understand" well, frankly all i can say to them is that they dont know how lucky they are, they could be stuck in a dodgy third world country where they count a glass of water, or a good meal as a luxury. At least you dont have to walk 20 fucking miles to quench your thirst. So you say your deppressed? you dont even know the meaning of the word, untill you live the life of someone truly in need.

Any way, lets not get rapped up in things that only super squirrel can solve.

DOLBY

I think its necassery that we all take 5 minutes out of our day to pay respect to Scott Dolby, well, i say respect, i really mean abuse. Its like a national sport, the aim of the game it to come up with the best caine, mmmm, hours of fun!

Look at him, slowy carresing George Michaels shoulder, makes the mind wonder about what hes doing with the other hand?